I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
(Source: anastasiastacybaby)
Car at Burger King Drive Thru: Take this!
*Throws soda at cashier*
Cashier: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I’M CALLING THE COPS!”
*Takes out camera to take a picture of the license plate*
Car Lady: You’ll never take me alive!
*Drives away super fast*






